Noisy Toy

Dear Eva,

I recently bought a vibrator but it makes so much noise! What can I do to keep the noise level down?


This is a situation that is troubling for a lot of people who have to be clandestine about their sex toy routine -- either because of nosy roommates, prying parents or just those who are shy around their partner.

Typically, the noise from your vibrator is not a result of the vibrator motor itself but of the batteries benig knocked against each other and against the casing. The solution for this is simple -- roll or fold a piece of paper so that it is the same length as your battery case, and tuck it inside before you put the batteries in. Hopefully this will solve your problem!

Another option is to use a vibrator that plugs directly into the wall, so that it bypasses the clunky batteries altogether.

Good luck!
Eva