Vibrators, Incognito

Dear Eva,

I'm leaving for college next month. I'll have my own room but I'm sharing a bathroom with two other girls. I've wanted to buy a vibrator for a long time but haven't because I live at home, and now I'll still be sharing space and need something discreet. Help!


Whether dealing with a snoopy parent, curious kid, or nosey roommate, I think most ladies have been in a position similar to yours. Even if our friends and loved ones aren't likely to go rummaging through our things, when you're living in a small space or sharing a bathroom, mix-ups happen.

I spent a lot of time searching around Amazon.com to see what your options are. Ordering sex toys from Amazon.com is a great idea because they arrive in Amazon's usual, brown-box packaging with no questionable or revealing labels.

Here are some options I found for you!

Shaken, Not Stirred



Feeling like a superspy? These would make James Bond proud! All of these vibrators have been cleverly disguised as another item which might be in your purse, dorm room, or bathroom. As long as your roommate doesn't ask to use your lipstick or borrow your cell phone, you'll be good to go. ;)

Bathtime Buddies and Scrubbies

These adorable, water-safe critters and inconspicuous sponges make perfect options for a situation where you are sharing a space. While you should always be sure you pick up after yourself, these vibrators wouldn't raise too many eyebrows if your roommate noticed them in a drawer or under the sink.

You also have the choice of keeping a special box or pillow to keep a regular vibrator in. There are several secret-pocket pillows available on Amazon and throughout the web -- you can stash your vibrator inside and no one will ever know it's there!

In my opinion, the water toys are your best option. You can use these in the bathroom so that your privacy is guaranteed! Whatever you decide, best of luck at school.

- Eva

PS. I was skeptical of your college story, but a quick Google revealed that many colleges start classes in October!